The SEO & AI-search agency for ecommerce
When someone asks ChatGPT what to buy, is it your product?
Deadpan Labs is an SEO and GEO agency. We get your products found in Google and recommended by AI assistants like ChatGPT, and we hand you the number, every month.
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AskedSo who is the AI naming instead of me?
Either the AI recommends your product, or it recommends your competitor’s.
We track it query by query: the questions your buyers actually ask, who gets named, who got your spot.
AskedWhere does all of this end up, and who owns it?
Your numbers, any day of the month.
Every other agency emails you a PDF. Your queries, your verdicts and the brands taking your spot are there any day of the month, updated as we work, not summarized once at the end of it.
You get your own dashboard, built on the same technology as Vercid, the operating platform our company builds. What is in it is the work: search, AI visibility and brand progress, as it happens. Running the store itself (orders, inventory, payments, customers) is Vercid’s own product and a separate decision. Pricing in plain terms: an audit up front, then a simple monthly retainer.
The pricing shape · see pricing →
01 · Fixed-price audit
Where AI answers name you today, who they name instead, and which sources decide it. A fixed price for a fixed scope, and it stands on its own.
02 · Monthly retainer
SEO and GEO run together, scoped to how big your catalog is, how contested your category is, and how much of the writing we do.
03 · Around it
Brand, paid media, retention and security attach as their own scopes when you want them. Your progress dashboard comes with any retainer.
AskedWhat happens if I get in touch?
Your buyers ask AI.We make you the answer.
One conversation about your store (the channels, the tools, the gaps) is enough to scope the engagement.
One conversation · no deck · we read your store before we reply